I am so weird. I was thinking about all the funny things I do and say. Like texting random friends "Longer you wait, better the jello". Or singing terribly in the car on purpous to drive my friends or Dave insane. Or blasting disco music while brushing my hair into a huge afro and dancing around wildly before getting in the shower. And mixing foods together that dont match. Like pickles, chocolate and pretzles over ive cream. Or singing every action im doing in the day... I just noticed I sing a lot.
Also, some of my fears are weird. Like, how I can't stand the feeling or smell of cheese. I have never bought a block of cheese because I dont want to touch it. Eww!! And Im afraid of taking a bath because whales or sharks can swim up through the drain. Nevermind the size. Im also terrified going anywhere by myself. And I have a fear of going somewhere where I might know somebody because then Im put on the spot and my mind goes blank. Im also terrified of taking out the trash or getting the mail in the middle of the day because people will see me and I might have to talk to them. Im also afraid of walking around in my house at night because ghosts can appear. Plus at night strange people I can't see peak through the windows to watch my every move. Does anyone else have weird fears, or is it just me?
You're right. You ARE weird. However, everyone is weird in one way or another. I have an irrational fear of centipedes. One time Royal had to come into the bathroom (yes while I was on the toilet) to come get a centipede, cuz I was petrified of the thing and couldn't move.
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